Sep272013

The most annoying people in social media (and I am guilty of a few of them)

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I literally copied all of these from my Facebook feed in one sitting. I have also included myself in this. Enjoy 🙂

Insert dry sarcastic humor:

  • The health nut: “EVERYTHING YOU EAT IS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! And since you’re here, let me share a picture of a photo shopped fitness model that you would surely look like if you’d put down that GMO filled salad and did 300+ burpees like I did this morning before you even got your lazy butt out of bed!”

 

  • The MLM Schemer: “YOU NEED MY STUFF. DID I MENTION IT CURES ALL AILMENTS?!?! YOU KNOW THAT STOMACH BUG YOU JUST POSTED ABOUT?!!? YOU WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN IT IF YOU BOUGHT MY VITAMINS/SUPPLEMENTS/SNAKE OIL/MAKEUP/HANDBAG/JEWELERY! Did I mention I’m having a sale? OR HOST A PAAAAAARTY”

 

  • The vague-booker (otherwise known as the passive-aggressive attention seeker): “I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!” You ask: What happened? They respond: “OMG I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOONE.”

 

  • The sell-out: “#ad #sponsored I went for a walk this morning.”

 

  • The vacationer: “Look at my pictures from last week. Now look at the pictures from today. I’ve been on luxurious vacations all summer, and all I’ve posted are photos of my feet by the pool, ocean, lake, yacht, rocks etc. Don’t you just love my feet?”

 

  • The foodie: “Nothing else matters in life but food. No, really. My last selfie was with a churro.”

 

  • The political junkies: Everything is WRONG with X because they’re YZ.

 

  • The racists: Everything is WRONG with X because they’re YZ.

 

  • The public shamer: They tag everyone/thing/business they want to take DOWN and air their dirty laundry while at it.

 

  • The relationship drama monger: “LADIES NEED 2 STEP OFF MY MAN AND BABY DADDAY.”

 

  • The religious: “Ezekiel 5:10 Therefore in your midst fathers will eat their children, and children will eat their fathers.” SAY WHAT?!

 

  • The UBER PARENT: “See these photos of my kids. DO YOU SEE THIS PHOTO OF MY KID?! They’re totally looking at a rock again!! I have captured it for posterity and will share it with you and I expect you to LIKE it.”

 

  • The selfie addict: “Here’s another picture of me, to go with the one from 10 minutes ago.”

Have I missed any?

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Sep162013

Bluegrass for Babies- THIS WEEKEND!

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*I received a promotional item in exchange for this post

Bluegrassforbabies

From the site:

Bluegrass for Babies

Healthy Kids for a Brighter Future

Bluegrass for Babies, Inc. is a 501(c)(3) Non-Profit organization focused on improving children’s health. Launched as an annual bluegrass benefit concert in 2009, Bluegrass for Babies has evolved into an organization that provides tools, resources, and year-round special events centered on helping parents create an environment to raise healthy children, right from the start.

 

This will be my first year attending Bluegrass for Babies event, and I’m so excited to experience it! It’s going to be a great time for a great cause!
General Admission:

Presale Tickets are $15.00. Presale Period ends Friday, September 20, 2013 at 10:00 PM.

Adult Tickets at Gate will be $20.00.
Kids 12 and Under are Free!

The 2013 Bluegrass for Babies T-Shirts are now on sale.  There are a limited amount of kids and adult shirts available.

Kids Eat Free!

Kids eat FREE with the purchase of an adult meal from the Green B.E.A.N. Delivery Concession Stand from 3 pm until 5:30 pm. One free kids meal per adult meal. Limitations apply.
Group Tickets

Discounted tickets are available for groups of 10+ adults until Friday, September 20. Please contact info@bluegrassforbabies.com for more details, or check them out on Facebook!

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