And I sure as H-E-Double Hockey Sticks glad I missed it.

I’m not even sure what it’s all about.

I mean c’mon here.

No makeup?

Really?

Are you shitting me?

Sorry folks, I HATE looking in the bathroom mirror with no makeup on.

In fact, I avoid it like the plague.

Because I’d rather think that I look like this:

when the reality is more like this:

But that’s with no makeup.

So as long as I put on a layer of shellac before going out or taking pictures, we’re all good.

And don’t ever ask me to be part of a no-makeup meme.

Because that’s just blasphemy.

Oh- and just because you got Kathie Lee to do it, doesn’t mean I will. That lady be CRAZY!