And I sure as H-E-Double Hockey Sticks glad I missed it.
I’m not even sure what it’s all about.
I mean c’mon here.
Are you shitting me?
Sorry folks, I HATE looking in the bathroom mirror with no makeup on.
In fact, I avoid it like the plague.
Because I’d rather think that I look like this:
when the reality is more like this:
But that’s with no makeup.
So as long as I put on a layer of shellac before going out or taking pictures, we’re all good.
And don’t ever ask me to be part of a no-makeup meme.
Because that’s just blasphemy.
Oh- and just because you got Kathie Lee to do it, doesn’t mean I will. That lady be CRAZY!