This morning, I was putting on my dress for the day at Blissdom.
And guess what?
I popped a button.
So not only am I terrified of meeting new people, but now I don’t have the crutch of my favorite dress.
So I thought of calling down to the front desk to see if I could get a safety-pin from them, and saw this cool smiley face button on the phone- with the wording “Consider it Done” just below it.
So I push it.
And what do I get?
Some man with a 1-900 voice saying “Hello, consider it done”.
Um, I forgot what I needed!
So after an hour a second, I came to my senses and spilled my guts about how I popped a button because of my HUGE chesticles told the nice man how I popped a button on my dress and needed a safety-pin.
“Why, I’ll bring you a sewing kit, and we’ll be right up”.
And you know what? They were.
So thank you Gaylord Opryland,
you saved me from showing Blissdom my boobs.