So remember the call I got from my new doc the other day? Well, it turns out that I have a problem with my cholesterol. According to newbie doc, my cholesterol is 276, which is about 80 points higher than it should be. In his opinion, diet and exercise are not going to be enough to lower it (it’ll help) so I have to take some meds for it.
Just in case I haven’t taken enough meds lately. Har-har-har.
So what did I do when I heard the news? I headed out to get the biggest cheeseburger and fries I could fit into my body. ‘Cause that’s what any good high-cholesterol patient would do! Pfffft. I at least had a water with it. That earns me points, right?